As the Supreme Overlord and Executive Burrito-Wrangler of this fine establishment, I want to pause my daily routine of sipping coffee stronger than a truck stop waitress’s glare to express my deepest, most unhinged gratitude to all of you magnificent maniacs. You’re the reason this crazy train hasn’t derailed, exploded, and then somehow been sold as a premium artisan wreckage sculpture on Etsy.
As the Supreme Overlord and Executive Burrito-Wrangler of this fine establishment, I want to pause my daily routine of sipping coffee stronger than a truck stop waitress’s glare to express my deepest, most unhinged gratitude to all of you magnificent maniacs. You’re the reason this crazy train hasn’t derailed, exploded, and then somehow been sold as a premium artisan wreckage sculpture on Etsy.
